preety princess

hi there

i am writing my personal statement to do either pharmacy, biochemistry or biomedical science at university

and i wanted to know how to relate my current subjects to these subjects....

(Chemistry, Biology, Maths and Psychology) i also did ICT at my secondary school

any help would be appreciated but please don't be rude

thank you!!!

i have some questions on differentiation...

find dy/dx when

1) y=1/x

2) y=3/x2

3) y=x to the power of 3/4

4) y=1/2x

5) y=3x to the power of 4 - 1/square root of x

6) y=1/x + 2/3x

find gradient of the curve for the x value stated

7)y = x3 – 3x2 + 5x – 12 when x = 2

8)y = √x+ 2x when x = 9

9)y = 1/x2 – 3x2 when x = 2

10points to the most answered question.... tnx

1)Sulphamic acid, NH2SO3H, is a monoprotic acid. When dissolvedd in water it ionises to form NH2SO3- and H+. Write an equation for the reaction of sulphamic acid with sodium hydroxide.

2)write balanced equations of the three stages through which phosphoric acid undergoes when it reacts with sodium hydroxide

best well explained answer will get 10 points...!!!! tnx

hi do you know where i can find some sad slow music (with no words - just tunes) about ww1

it is for a presentation that i am doing for history!!!

and please give me links as well. and make sure that it supports windows movie maker files...

tnx!!!!

i am writing to a french pen friend and i am not sure of what to put...

could you please tell me what to write and how to write it in french( with correct tenses and all) also could you please write it for me!!!

best answer will get the top 10 points

so please help!!!! :)

please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

Little Johny came into the kitchen where his mother was cooking dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Johny, of course, thought he did.

Johny's mother wanted Johny to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Johny, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.

Little Johny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write a letter to God.

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Letter 1

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Johny

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Johny knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

So he tore up the letter and started over.

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Letter 2

Dear God,

This is your friend Johny. I have been a good boy this year and I would like

A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,

Johny

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Johny knew that this wasn't true either.. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

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Letter 3

Dear God,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Johny

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Johny knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Johny wrote a fourth letter.

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Letter 4

God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,

Johny

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Johny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Johny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to the church.

Johny's mother thought her plan had worked, as Johny looked very sad.

Just be home in time for dinner, Johny's mother told him.

Johny walked down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Johny went into the church and up to the altar.

He looked around to see if anyone was there.

Johny bent down and picked up a statue of Mother Mary.

He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Johny began to write his letter to God.

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Letter 5

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!

can you please help me by writing me a questionnaire on crime in you area

just the questions please

the person with good questions will get 10 points

questions can vary for open questions and closed questions

thank you

hi can you please send me some jokes - i do not mind any kind of jokes

the one with the most jokes get 10 points

tnx

best of luck

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!

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Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.

If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were

Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,

Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter: It's mummy!

Father: How do you know?

Daughter: She didn't say anything.

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Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your

brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"

Student: "Singapore, Sir."

Teacher: "Which part?"

Student: "All of me, Sir."

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'

And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.

"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.

"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is

A sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"

Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."

Teacher: "Use your dad's then."

Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- A boy came home from school with his exam results.

"What did u get?" asked his father.

"My marks are under water," said the boy.

"What do u mean 'under water'?"

chlorophyll is the green substance in the plant cell.

chlorophyll is the green substance present in cells in the leaf