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If I was in the shoes of Vince I would have this crappy WrestleMania card differently, but if I had this awful card I would do the following.

Hardy vs. Hardy would open ala WM 10 Bret/Owen to get the crowd into it. Then, get the god awful Diva matchup out the way. Get the tag titles out the way, some of the crowd should be into it, since Morrison and Carlito is in the match. After that gain the fans back with something like the MTIB. Kane, Finlay, and Henry should not be anywhere near that ladder at all. It should come down to MVP, Christian, Shelton Benjamin, and Punk. MVP and Shelton should eliminate each other. Leaving Christian and Punk in an epic encounter on the ladder, with a big spot like the Unprettier off the top of the ladder or the GTS off the ladder or something we haven't seen in a while. I want either one to win, but I think it should be Punk who repeats. Punk is over and is at times getting bigger pops than Cena right now, and its almost Hardy like.

After that, have the crowd calm down with a quick IC Title match. JBL wins and retires, na na na o hell yea goodbye. Do the legends bit with Jericho and have Jericho get his *** kicked by all of these legends, especially Austin and Hogan. They should have Austin and Hogan celebrate and Austin stunning Hogan, and Flair laughing at Hogan that would defintely be a WrestleMania moment, especially in Texas.

Then, I would do Orton versus Triple H as described above, with Steph turning on Triple H and the McMahons and joining Legacy. Orton wins and gets ready for another program (see below). Triple H cries like a baby, and the McMahons begin to throw everything at Orton like a certain Rattlesnake.

Do the Rock-HHH-Angle-Steph match take 2 next. Have Cena win with the help of Vickie Gurrerro and have Cena brutally attack Edge with a steel chair busting him open and have Vickie and Cena kiss and Cena bash the fans on the mic. All of sudden CM Punk comes out and attacks Cena and cashes in at WM25 to win back his World Heavyweight Title. GTS, 1... 2... 3. That would be the ultimate HOLY **** moment of the decade. I would probably laugh my *** off if that ever happened. If that happened, then put Cena in a program with Orton with Vickie and Steph in the respective corners, and it gives Cryme Tyme against the Legacy. Or, even better end the brand extension and have Punk and Orton face off for a new Undisputed Title at Backlash, stemming from the Punk losing the title in the first place.

The main event ultimately should be Undertaker and HBK. By then, the crowd would probably be so hot, it would be almost like Additude Era, 80s Wrestling Boom atsmophere. Undertaker wins after several close calls to the streak. Taker poses as WM25 ends.

Of course, Vince would never do that because he is on E.