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I live on an Island with my two kids. I love our life. I love watching my baby sleep and do just about anything, sunsets, hot sauce, funny stoner movies, summer rain, a good book, poodles, pizza, sleeping uninterupted, farts, cruising, greek salad no olives I hate endless rain, dirty nasty clothes on people, gross teeth, farts, tail-gaters, people who think they can cook but they can't, camel toe (wear clothes that fit geesh), olives