How much wood would a wood chuck,chuck. If a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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I always wanted to know the answer to this question

Nick R · Accepted Answer

As much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Anonymous · Answer

A wood chuck ,would chuck all the wood . If a wood chuck could chuck would.

Anonymous · Answer

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, they would chuck a gross score of cords of woods every average dozen blue moons.  Which comes out to 368640 cubic feet every  32.64 years or 119216 days.  Or 3.09 cubic feet per day.  It all comes down to about a cubic inch every 7 seconds.

? · Answer

Well first of all, my name's not Chuck.  And I'm not sure if its any of my business.

mistas_9 · Answer

if a woodchuck could chuck wood then the woodchuck umm...i dnt no,lol

Anonymous · Answer

3 logs and 1/2

Anonymous · Answer

omg OLD!
(274 6/8 logs)

How much wood would a wood chuck,chuck. If a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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