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O asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Birthday Present Jokes?

John: it's my wife's birthday

Peter: what's your gift to her?

John: i asked her what she wanted

Peter: what did she said?

John: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.

Peter: what did you gave her?

John: playing cards

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  • Mastermind
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    Great...:-) that's really funny, is it your creation?

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Birthday Present Jokes

    Source(s): https://shrinkurl.im/a0lUb
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thaz a good 1 but wats ur Q.?

  • kryp2nyte
    1 decade ago

    that was funny, and he would have got smacked for that!!!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • monteis
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha :)

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