have you ever had any parasites or bugs, ie: lice, crabs, scabies, tapeworm?

I've had lice a couple of times, but I have never had any of the others.

None of these have anything to do with how clean your house is. Unfortunately lice happens.If you have children you'll eventually have a lice break out. It's not the end of the world( although it may feel like it). Hard work and hours of nit picking persevere. I have an extra hard job it all as we all have very think hair down the middle of our backs.Every bed in the world has bed bugs.

parasites bugs lice crabs scabies tapeworm

Scabies, the lesser known sexually transmitted crap. They are not fun and really hard to get rid of.

Paramecium (single cell parasites that live in your gut), I got from drinking bad water. Made me very sick for a few years.

Tiny white worms in my poo when i was a kid; thread-worms i think.

Body-lice. Dirty Hippie used my sleeping bad when i was 9. Not all Hippies are dirty. Body-lice are very hard to get rid of.

Monster Mutant ankle-biting Fleas.

Have I won "Most Parasites" award yet?

Yes ! Crabs.I caught them while in the service.They gave me some white cream type stuff but the joke was to get them cornered in the pubic hair than shave one half and light the other on fire when they came running out stab the little buggers with a ice pick.

It proved to be very painful,to say the least.::))

head lice.

Cheezit gave them to me. She and her siblings cut off their hair, and wouldn't tell me why. Too bad she moved away.

and everyone gets bloodthirsty ticks.

No. The Gonorrhea and Syphilis keep them at bay.

Nah. I'm kiddin. Ain't never had none of them thangs yet.

I got lice from school in 2ed grade..

Had lice when I was about 11, it SUCKED!

Chigger.

Burrowed into my foot and I cut it out with a razor blade.