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Corey the Cosmonaut
Lv 6
Corey the Cosmonaut asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Can we make an Oprah a new standard of measurment?

and what does 1 Oprah width equal

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  • Bridge
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    hahaha, i like it! random is always good.

  • I Ate Your Sister!
    1 decade ago

    The Navy already uses her "attractiveness" (measured by the first whack-off) as a sign you've been out to sea too long.

    Source(s): U.S. Navy Guide to Cod, Whales, Oprahs and Sexual Frustrations. 3rd Edition.
  • Nobody Special
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Are we measuring by the size of her ego?

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