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Receive this joke a while back wanna share and hope it is funny?
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
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> Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
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> Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....
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> You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance
> money!"
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> She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
> "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the
> insurance money!"
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> Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
> ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
> with the insurance money!"
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> Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Remember that
> ******** I promised you?"
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> "Here it comes."
sorry it was deleted (blow in the wind job) only the first and last word in the enclosed parenthesis.
6 Answers
- ?Lv 45 years ago
style of gross yet humorous too. My step dad consistently blames the canines while that's him. One time the canines wasn't even interior the room and we in simple terms appeared at him such as you dumb a s s
- Anonymous1 decade ago
******** whast dat???
I guess I don't get it
- Anonymous1 decade ago
wow, that's gross.
