If the Bible has the answer, would you like tea or coffee?

I will have tea, 3 sugars & no Bible Please.

That depends on the question. Personally I am a tea person myself, but you won't find that in the Bible. Better to ask me, as you have done.

Coffee.

Nothing that goes into a man defile him. Things that comes out of him defile him.

That is murder,fornication,adultery,robbery,jealousy,hatredness,homosexuality,child molesting,

greed for money etc.

Drinking either coffee or tea is o.k. If you become ill of it you can take some medicine and cure it.

You jest but my mother routinely uses the bible to answer questions about what decisions to make in her life. She thinks of a question and then flips the bible open and reads the first passage she finds. She tries to 'interpret it' with regards to her question. Quite sad and pathetic really.

When you fart its customary to say " more tea vicar" . Bloody stupid if you ask me.

Yes I would. Depends on the question. Now give me my coffee. Thanks.

tea please. no sugar

Tea please.