Name something you don't understand about your own gender?

Why do Men have too be such *****', sometimes?

Note: Little girl goes to her Mom and ask: " Mommy, what is a Peneus ?"

Mom goes and gets a Playgirl Mag, opens the centerfold, takes a red marker and puts a circle around it, and says: "Honey, that, is a Peneus".

She looks at, and looks back at her Mom, in puzzlement, and ask: "Then, what is a Dick?"

Mom says, "Everything out side the Red Circle, dear",

why cant' we just relax.

male so things i don't understand about other men.......

obsession with bj's.....had one once at a girls' insistence and just didn't like it lol.... kept getting either teeth or the rough roof of mouth...just never was interested in them to start with

insistence that if your'e only bf/gf it's ok to cheat before marriage (nope never is! --- if your'e in a relationship, stay loyal to it!!)

obsession of money at any cost - dudes i know would sell their soul for higher pay....others miserable in their jobs, refuse to leave unless they get something that pays better - near impossible due to the fact theyv'e been in that job for 10+ years (and thus have 10+ years worth of annual pay rises)

pissing at urinals - handy when there's no cubicles, but what happens to the small drops of p*ss left over? just let it go in your underwear???

drinking culture - never saw the point of getting wasted and losing total control of almost all functions, don't even know why drinking is such a keystone of male culture (non-drinker by personal choice)

too many more to list....have a lot for women too but better quit while i'm ahead lol

I don't understand when your boyfriend/husband/partner cheats on you the woman gets mad at the other woman. To me that's just stupid.

Why the other one wants control over us so bad

Why men have a fascination with women swallowing their ***

Why men think bravado will impress a woman. I think most women laugh at a man when he postures himself like that. Doing stupid things will not win a woman over.

Why is my gender of men so obsessed with fps (first person shooter) video games? I can play one FPS game and I’m bored. Every different fps just seems the same to me

menopause

Why some women take so long to pee when they know there's a queue