What is the best April Fool's Day prank you have pulled on someone?

okay, so, gringos, heads up: after statue of liberty false flag (in order to attack iran) russia will nuke atlantic ridge to flood east coast with 400 meter tsunami

then west coast

so california will have earthquake, lava, and tsunami

it's not like fires were enough (sarcasm)

okay, so... new world order everywhere under antichrist... but ten months later russia will have ruski orthodox tsar (shown by resurrected saint serafim of sarov) who will fight the antichrist

evil flying antichrist rides on a donkey into the 3rd temple

deceived people will say: "Christ is here; Christ is there"

Evil Project Blue Beam convinced them that Christ returned. 5 figures appeared in the sky (Christ, Moshiach, Buddha, Krishna, Mohammad) and they merged into one (aka the antichrist)

fire from the sky is real 'cuz of pollution gasses in the atmosphere but mountain moving is fake (it's a hologram... plus de antichristo used hypnosis)

china attacks russia, then "number of the beast" days pass and ww3 starts

first dinosaur will come out of volga river in Russia

demons have 4 main ufo bases: kailas tibet, baikal russia, moon, under double ocean floor of mariana trench in pacific ocean (the so called atlantis)

don't go into ufo to be "healed" by evil demons; evil demons never do good.

police stop u @ checkpoints to see if u'r chipped (aka vaccinated); let's say 4 people car but signal only from 3. so, police stop the car to mark the not-yet-marked... now signal from 4 and police let the car go.

food stores mark people who steal marked food because only a marked person can swallow marked food because of 3 strands of dna (instead of the usual 2 that normal people have)

plus the commandment: thou shall not steal

de beast released prisoners and insane asylum people to help him mark everyone

hide ur kids hide ur wife antichrist is flying thru town... take ur glocks out and shoot that sob down.

he's an s-o-b 'cuz his mother is a 12th generation prostitute who pretends to be a virgin.

prostitutes = witches = lesbians; so, antichrist's mother is a witch, a prostitute, and a lesbian. antichrist is a gay wizard. it runs in the family.

born this way? i guess so 'cuz of generational demons.

mark of the beast leads to permanent hell. it's given when people receive world passport grey plastic card with no name on it. reject new documents and vaccines. u need to hide. no electronics so that u won't be tracked. even old broken unplugged tv set from 1970s will show the infamous antichristo.

hide within a 10-15 people group. burn documents. no electronics. last prophet = vyacheslav krasheninnikov; pray to him for help. thanks for reading this short spiel.

I did send someone a letter that looked very official

saying that planning permission had been granted

to fly a huge penis shaped balloon over their house

advertising JIFFY condoms.

Me neither-.....BTW it s not April

ive never done that