When was the last time your lap had a nice cup of coffee?

Actually, I did not spill my coffee this moring... but I choked on a sip and it sprayed all over my coffee table. 

Last time, my brother-in-law was driving and stepped on the gas so a cup of coffee landed in my lap. From that moment on I knew my sister married the right man.

never because I don't drink coffee

a FACT the last time  i had an encounter with any coffee  was December  2018 .... being  diagnosed with cancer 

a side effects of CHEMO therapy  the aroma ,  taste ,  of any coffee  forms  such as grounds brewed  iced    elicited nausea

About an hour and half ago, actually, and it was a cup of iced coffee (my preferred caffeine fix).

When my lap had coffee? An interesting way of phrasing things.

 When was the last time my carpet had coffee? This morning, thanks to tripping over my cat. When was the last time my lap did? I suppose later this morning when I was sitting cross-legged and rested my cup there between sips - if you view osmosis through a ceramic cup and trouser fabric as "having coffee" then yes, there's that. Unless you count coffee in my bloodstream, then every part of my body, including my lap, had some earlier today - and enjoyed it too.

thinks longhorn has lost the plot , must be worried about being fired from yahoo .

 Three weeks ago, I had a nice cup of coffee 

i drink coffee all the time but not on my lap

about 13 hours ago.....