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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw Enforcement & Police · 2 weeks ago

Could I rob a muslim, using a pig?

Say that I went into a little convenience store owned by a muslim.

I go up to the counter and say:

"Give me all your money or I'll shove this pig right in your face!"

Then the muslim is like: "Okay man, be cool!"

This has 2 advantages:

1. I'm not using a gun or knife or anything so it's not really "armed" robbery, making the charges less serious if I get caught.

2. The muslim would be unable to shoot me if he has his own gun.

Because I'm holding a pig.

If he shoots me, he either hits the pig and pigs blood spills in his store,

or he kills me, causing me to drop the pig and the pig runs amuck in his store and the muslim has to chase it and risk coming into contact with it.

He'd probably just give me the money, so I can carry the pig safely out of the store.

Lol could this work?

Update:

Lord of the flies: Well it doesn't have to be such a store, it could be any muslim owned business.

Heck, I could probably go into a mosque and rob the entire congregation of their wallets this way.

That being said, it should be kept in mind that the alcohol in such stores is bottled and ham sandwiches are pre-packaged, so the clerk doesn't actually have to come into contact with it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 week ago

    Out of all the posters, I'll miss your ridiculous scenarios the least.  How do you plan on carrying a 200lb pig into the store, Einstein?

  • 1 week ago

    Awww, that's so nice that you go shopping with your girlfriend. 

    Does she make you hold her purse? 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    No because the Muslims who run secular stores aren't strict. They sell alcohol and ham sandwiches.

    But in Israel they have pork blood packets on buses designed to dissuade suicide bombers. Look that ish up!

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    Using your mom like that is cruel 

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