I have a superpower that I received after an accident with a radioactive microwave oven. Have you ant superpowers.?

Hydrogen peroxide H2O2 kills nanoworms inside face masks. The elite is faking that they took the real vaccine; the real vaccine will cause spiritual and physical damage. When will the official churches start praying for the false prophet? Orthodox Christian three hand signs are different than Buddhist mudras. Ecumenism = 263 heresies; each heresy leads to hell. Orthodoxy = the only true faith; Roman Catholics tried one cup - one spoon ritual and got sick with Bubonic plague; if heresy enters Orthodox monastery then monks/nuns will get sick with flu/tuberculosis (for instance); Orthodox churches who closed for COVID or had disposable cups/spoons or dipped spoon into alcohol are no longer brides of Christ (now they serve Satan and honor Satan's new COVID religion). Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good. SSN is written as a barcode/QRcode; then it's put into a chip; chip is put into vaccine; chipped people are influenced (by super computers) to receive grey plastic card World Passport with no name on it (but when they stretch their hands to get it, gov't clerk presses secret button to administer the unforgivable green 666 tattoo by isotope rays). If you reject mark of the beast (by hiding within a 10-15 people group according to saints Gabriel Urgebadze and SeraphimofSarov), then your direct ancestors go to heaven (according to saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov from Ural). First vaccine shuts off your immune system; second vaccine gives you diseases; third vaccine puts your immune system back and it will start fighting the diseases and will cause death. Saint Paisios from Mount Athos said that the devil wants to deceive the rich with freemasonry, poor with communism, and believers with ecumenism. Elpidios Vagianakis said that there will be seven “mark of the beast” vaccines; reject all of them! Documents are from Satan; burn all the documents that you can find. Electronics will be used to track you. Even old broken unplugged 1970 TV set will show the evil flying antichrist using Tesla's ether. Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good; always pray the Jesus prayer or to saints who help right away (like saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov according to whom if you reject mark of the beast, then your direct ancestors go to heaven); forgive me.

I guess your just a good cook. Hope everyone has a nice life.

No superpowers that I know of for me. It's no surprise a microwave outsmarted you. You are as funny as a wet fart in a white suit.

You know you could avoid embarrassing mistakes by paying attention to spell check. 

I'm talking to you because I can. I'm not surprised typos, incorrect spelling, and punctuation don't embarrass you. As you've often proved over the years, you are not easily embarrassed or shamed. 

Microwaves are good. I was bitten by a radioactive alien. It was during a magical pagan ceremony I was at. My superpowers came with a weird identity crisis.🦸‍♀️

No, but I have noticed that my Hostess brownies that I keep in the cabinet above my microwave become deflated and hardened for some mysterious reason. Perhaps I'll turn into an ant from eating them??  Edit: Sorry English Guy, I will take you more seriously from here on.  Cheers!

No, yet the original conspiracy theories re the microwaves have been somewhat proven. 

The mafia did use them to microwave cats, small animals  and they're protective services in mental health wrote it off as mental health issues. For a period of time the Nazis guarantee that type of behavior will be called sadism under a mental health concern when it wasn't. And the same thing can be seen in other areas of interest related to mental health they've been able to put the wrong classifications there to provide new samples to human research. Human subjects. Some of the toxins released from microwaves are incredibly harmful and cause cancer.The FBI made sure not to get involved with that because they were afraid to be head down a wrong path but it was the beginning of the socialization meant you guarantee the change in legal sector.

Microwave ovening still hasn't proven to be completely safe it's dependent on the type of substances that are put into it. Trying to claim that individuals who have sensitivity to the toxins are somehow suffering from a mental health concern has been the basis of researchers goals.

But the problem is they had to bring in foreign researchers to guarantee the dereliction to misrepresent the actual problem with the release of toxins in the microwave.

Sadly it is somewhat cross sectioned with the use of the internet because the upper to quash real review and affect the use of the internet in Private affairs political or medical was also set for research around 1995. And there are inherent abuses through government office and connection with private sector business. Nobody's really asking their opinion anymore. But they don't understand that either. There was a trial. Between 1992 and 1998 when the effect to change the flow of logic and abusive power related to legal information manifest. People will rewarded for handing over that power to a different entity and that was a very marked area of concern in 1939 where it was promoted that those who were given power could only do the right thing based on their knowledge and skill level. So once that changed the issue regarding microwaves became totally opened again under a new subset within the original research there were more than one longitudinal studies developed at that point the original one that was written in 1939 was put into effect in 1992 through 1998.

But I'll just leave you with that. Misinforming the public is against the law in the United States.

The results of that problem was provided for the only issue is those they approved to put in positions of power or also have completely blind to that and the risk is that they have the right to impose through derelict legal services. Longitudinal research, eugenicists 1939.

Longitudinal studies do not invite other researchers they actually research the new ones don't try to play the power card.

Since Yahoo is closing don't try to be nice now. MK ultra should have never touched the people and it should never have included the use of people who were miseducated starting in the mid-90s. The faith in backing of the United States government was put into question with the use of derelict human services.