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I just found out that i have a UTI ( urinary tract infection). anyway they think that i might have had it for over 3 weeks. they gave me some antibiotics but i think my UTI caused something with my stomach.everyday my stomach just cramps up, i get sharp pains and i feel like i am going to throw up.

What do you think that it is?

Please Help!!!!

What would you like for Christmas..???

does anyone know any good knock knock jokes...???

Rae says that every positive number is greater than or equal to its square root. find examples to support her statement. Can you find a counterexample?

what whole numbers can you substitute for n to make the statement 6<square root n<7 true

Here are the twenty five best responses if found asleep at your desk!

25. "Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"

24. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

23. "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

22. "You don't discriminate against those with Latient Atrophy Zymosis Yeast syndrome, do you?!"

21. "Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."

20. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

19. "Oh, hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."

18. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

17. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

16. "I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

15. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

14. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

13. "I'm doing the "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

12. "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

11. "This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related stress."

10. "Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"

9. "I was working smarter-not harder."

8. "Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

7. "I'm in the management training program."

6. "The coffee machine is broken."

5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "Its okay. I'm still billing the client."

And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:

1. "... and I especially want to thank you for my excellent boss. Amen."

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?

please star if like

Obama or McCain? say something about that person. make it funny.

old people that they will get. i have family over and they don't get any of my jokes please help!!!

Here are the twenty five best responses if found asleep at your desk!

25. "Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"

24. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

23. "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

22. "You don't discriminate against those with Latient Atrophy Zymosis Yeast syndrome, do you?!"

21. "Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."

20. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

19. "Oh, hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."

18. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

17. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

16. "I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

15. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

14. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

13. "I'm doing the "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

12. "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

11. "This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related stress."

10. "Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"

9. "I was working smarter-not harder."

8. "Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

7. "I'm in the management training program."

6. "The coffee machine is broken."

5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "Its okay. I'm still billing the client."

And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:

1. "... and I especially want to thank you for my excellent boss. Amen."

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

i will say something like... um.. well just something weird and you will have to say something totally random that i would never guess in a million years.

please star if like.

ok here i go...

paper...

jelly donut on bread...

tick tock tick tock tick tock

most random thing said wins.

what pierces your ears without leaving a hole.

1.where do you live?

2. what is your most favorite music

3.do you have small medium or big feet? lol!

4. what are some of the books you have read this summer?

5.what is your favorite shape?

6. can you speak German, Chinese orTurkish?

7.describe yourself in one word? ( if you can)

8.what is the weirdest animal you have ever seen or heard about.

9. if you were to go anywhere in the world where would you go? why?

10. would you rather drink the worlds nastiest drink or have your house burn down with all possesions in it except fo you of course?

1. what is your favorite color?

2.what did you eat for lunch?

3. what type of computer do you have? brand?

4. are you wearing pajamas?

5.describe the room your in?

6. what is the most interesting thing that has happened to you today.

7. tell a funny dumb stupid joke.

8. have you ever tried to beat a world record? if yes what?

9. do you have a cell phone?

10. is this survey/poll interesting?

make your answers funny and wierd! you dont have to tell the truth.

imao mean? everyone says it and i just need to know what it means.

my peroid faster. i already have had my period before but my family and I are going swimming next week and that is when my period is gonna come. how can i make it come this week. any ideas . dont tell me to use tampons i cant use them yet. even if i talk to my mom.

Nevadans! Are you from Nevada? USA

my back hurts, my boobs are tender and i have had cramps but i still havent got my period yet. note: NEVER had period before. i have had these symptoms for about two years now but nothing is happening. what do you think is wrong with me.please dont tell me to go to the doctor. can you just give me advice, some websites or knowledge of what you know.

thanks