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I got a 13 inch macbook pro about a week ago and the guy from the apple store said it should get 7 hours of battery life. It only gets about 3-4 for me though. I use it for the internet and playing music on Itunes a lot and I put it on full brightness for my eyes. Bluetooth is turned off. Is this normal or should i call apple?

It's this country song and it's a monday night football commercial. I think the motto is "back to football" or something and it shows a bunch of NFL fans from different teams getting ready to go to their respective stadiums? I think i heard the lyrics "oh-ohhh and it goes onnnn"

That's probably wrong but does anyone know which song I'm talking about?

If I can put up the right amount of money, my parents will lease me a car for my senior year. I want to buy American because I live near Detroit and hate to see all my friends' parents losing their jobs to Toyota and Honda. No, I don't hate Japanese people.

So anyway, my top priority for an American sedan is the the handles and safety. I don't care about the speed aspect because I drive pretty slowly. So I don't need 700 hp and a v12 engine. I don't even know what that stuff means real talk. My second priority is the sound system. I'm looking at the Chrysler 300 just because of the Beats by Dre speakers. Can anyone list any good cars?

What did he mean when he said "Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on his head?"

I didn't understand what he meant can someone fill me in?

I'm a 16 year old uncircumcised guy and I can't pull my foreskin back past the head. I tried stretching for a few months without any major results. Apparently there's a steroid cream I need to get from a doctor but I can't go to the doctor until my next physical (in October). I heard tight foreskin can cause a yeast infection or cancer.

PS I can't ask my parents cuz they will wonder how i figured out that the foreskin should be retractable. They never told me about how to wash it as a kid and they're always accusing me of watching porn and being sexually active. I would really appreciate some serious answers, but if you want to leave a joke, i really don't care at this point. I just need a good answer.

All the sources online are from at least 6 months ago so what is really happening? Is it true that he beat the charges?

Celebrity Net Worth says he has a higher net worth than P. Diddy, Jay-Z, and Birdman.

Puffy has Sean John and a bunch of artists, Jay has Rocawear, New Jersey Nets, and record label money, and I heard Birdman has Weezy and Drake money. Master P's label hasn't sold a copy in a minute, how is he getting so much money?

Celebrity Net Worth Estimations:

Master P: 661 million

Jay Z: 450 million

Birdman: 400 million

Diddy: 385 million

1. andrew bynum of the lakers and tracy morgan

2. rajon rondo of the celtics and a young chris tucker (friday era)

3. lamar odom of the lakers and DMX

4. vince carter of the magic and vin diesel (this is a big stretch)

Real talk, I heard a Curren$y song called Elevator Music and I thought, "oh he's referencing how high he is." But he actually took an elevator music beat! Then he rapped about weed for the entire mixtape! Then I heard a Pete Rock CD and it was at least 300 times better. Like I think Wiz Khalifa is good, not top 10 of all time or anything, but he's good. Then he has a bunch of imitators like Curren$y, Chip tha Ripper, and those types of guys. Does anyone agree that good music to chill to doesn't have to be about weed to be good? I'd take a good old school CD any day.

I was just realizing that most of my favorite rappers talk about cocaine and crime in at least 85% of their rhymes. Even Nas, who's my GOAT, rapped about weed at least once on every song on Illmatic, which is a certified classic. Like if you can directly relate to a rap song, i.e. Stan in the Eminem song, that's one thing. But people ride artists like Drake, Kid Cudi and even 2pac to some extent b/c they rap about emotions and stuff.

I think people like Pac, Nas, and Jay-Z are good because they express themselves through dope bars and put the listener right in the situation. I mean, when you have suburban kids acting ghetto, you have to give the rap artists credit because they glamorized the hood life through their dope lyrics enough for suburb kids to think it was cool. Anyone else agree?

... as in cold and sore throats, nothing big, but ive tried everything: vicks, motrin, tylenol, herbal treatments, robitussin, zyrtec, you name it. i've been popping vitamin c pills like skittles, and i'm still always sick. nobody at school ever wants to be near me and the librarian knows me cuz i always run to her box of kleenex. what's going on?

Dame owns rocafella records which if im correct, distributed kanye's 808s album. Wouldnt that mean Dame has Kanye on his label? Also, Jim Jones and Cam'ron just dissed Kanye for leaving Dame for jay-z.

You know when they're up in Eminem's hotel room, Em punches Vince and Drama punches someone but its unclear and then Kevin Love and Jordan Farmar give him a rather sizeable beating. Does Drama punch Eminem or Kevin Love? I couldn't tell

I mean honestly, what the hell did I ever do to be born a complete failure? I suck at all sports, can't get a good grade at a private school that my parents bribed to let me into, i can't get a girl to talk to me, have no friends and i blow artistically and musically. i spent a at least 3 years of my life trying to excel at all 5 of those categories and nothing worked. if i graduate, it would be the most lackluster waste of money on school ever. i had one life to live and i got the worst route. people say that with all the money i have i should be happy but their wrong cuz ive seen ppl live poor their whole life and still get all the respect in the world cuz they managed to live it to the fullest. ive kept all this sh*t bottled up for so long if i didnt have eminem and 2pac to listen to i'd be a psycho.

i guess what i'm saying is, why do some people run sh*t their whole life and others like me get kicked out of the way?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY

I heard a lot of freestyles on beats like BedRock, Oh Let's Do It, and Say Something. Is it off a mixtape or is it just random?

PS I think he keeps saying No Days Off repeatedly, so that might be the name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmOcKVb_XyA&feature...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjCVBvWiqRA&feature...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCsBlwFusH4

Honestly, I don't even smoke. But some of the best in the game, such as Method Man, Redman, and Kid Cudi rap about weed on half of their songs.

Q2: What do you think about all that "trapping music" like Young Jeezy, Gucci, and old school T.I.?

I've seen all the "transformation" videos and a lot of people are losing weight, but I'm already pretty skinny and wanted to gain muscle. so if i did the exercises with a muscle gaining diet, would it work or is the system too weight loss oriented?

i'm not passionate about anything. i'm a 16 yr old boy whose never hugged a girl and i dont even care. i cant get motivated for school. all i do every day is sit around listening to music and leeching off my parents. i never get invited to parties even though everyone says im a "boss." i feel like in 2 years, im gonna go to a college which is below my parents standards, then i'll get an average job and let the rest of my life fly by. in fact, all i did during my childhood was read books all day. i feel like the better part of my childhood is gone forever and my life is essentially at the beginning of the end. what should i do?

Honestly, he's a good rapper. thats a fact. if you disagree, you're wrong. he's not great, and he isn't garbage. and he DEFINITELY isnt the best rapper alive, but he isn't on soulja boy's level either.

is there anyone else who thinks he's a good rapper, and nothing more than that? everyone i meet either loves him and wants to suck his d!ck or hates him and wants to lynch him.