Ball Injury:-Worth a star?

Santa was at home with his wife, Jeeto, when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Banta there clutching his hands between his legs.

"What's wrong?", Santa said.

"I've been hit by a bloody cricket ball!" said Banta.

Just then Santa's wife wife, Jeeto, came to the door and said, "Quick, come in here and I'll look after you".

When Santa looked in the kitchen he saw Banta sitting on a dining chair, Jeeto had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing Banta's penis with cotton wool and water.

"How do you feel?" he said.

Banta turned and said, "Santa, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!", then holding his finger in the air he said, "But I still think I will lose the nail!"