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Genius at Work

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister.

As one of them left, he shook the minister's hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, "Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, you must be smarter than Einstein."

Beaming with pride, the minister said, "Why, thank you, brother!"

As the week went by, the minister began to think about the man's compliment. The more he thought, the more he became baffled as to why anyone would deem him smarter than Einstein. So he decided to ask the man the following Sunday.

The next Sunday he asked the parishioner if he remembered the previous Sunday's comment about the sermon. The parishioner replied that he did.

The minister asked, "Exactly what did you mean that I must be smarter than Einstein?"

The man replied, "Well, Reverend, they say that Einstein was so smart that only ten people in the entire world could understand him. But Reverend, no one can understand you."

Hardest Feeling!

Santa, Banta and their wives went out camping one weekend. Santa and Banta slept in one tent while the wives used the other.

At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"

Which woke Banta.

"What's going on?" said Banta.

"I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Santa.

"How come?" said Banta.

"To have s*x! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Santa. After a pause, Banta said, "Do you want me to come with you?"

"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Santa. "Because that's my di*k you're holding."

Santa was at home with his wife, Jeeto, when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Banta there clutching his hands between his legs.

"What's wrong?", Santa said.

"I've been hit by a bloody cricket ball!" said Banta.

Just then Santa's wife wife, Jeeto, came to the door and said, "Quick, come in here and I'll look after you".

When Santa looked in the kitchen he saw Banta sitting on a dining chair, Jeeto had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing Banta's penis with cotton wool and water.

"How do you feel?" he said.

Banta turned and said, "Santa, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!", then holding his finger in the air he said, "But I still think I will lose the nail!"

Mrs Banta was in bed with her lover when she heard Banta opening the front door. `Hurry!` she said,`Stand in the corner.`

She quickly rubbed baby oil allover him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

`Don`t move until I tell you to.` she whispered.`Just pretend you`re a statue.`

`What`s this?` Banta asked as he entered the room.

`Oh, it`s just a statue.` she replied nonchalantly too.`

No more was said about the `statue`. Later that night they went to sleep. Around two in the morning Banta got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

`Here.` he said to the `statue`. `Eat this. I stood like an idiot at my friend`s house for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a gay.

The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."

The men left the doctor`s office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor`s words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette lying on the ground, still burning.

The gay looked at the chain smoker and said, "If u bend over to pick that up, we`re both dead

Watermelons:

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign, which read:

"Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

The kids run off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read: "Now there are two!!!"