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Hardest Feeling:-Worth a star?
Hardest Feeling!
Santa, Banta and their wives went out camping one weekend. Santa and Banta slept in one tent while the wives used the other.
At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"
Which woke Banta.
"What's going on?" said Banta.
"I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Santa.
"How come?" said Banta.
"To have s*x! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Santa. After a pause, Banta said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Santa. "Because that's my di*k you're holding."
10 Answers
- Anonymous5 years ago
Chase Utley. He's making $15 million this year. He had a great year last year and has gotten off to a fantastic start this year. He's about to be a four year All-Star (four consecutive years, to be exact) and hosting the 2nd annual Utley's Animal All-Stars on May 28 (which benefits Pennsylvania Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). I guess that's not surprising seeing as he and his wife rescued a dog that had been beaten and tortured and footed the bill for the puppy's medical bills. He packs seats and a whole lot of those seats are filled with fans wearing Utley jerseys/shirts. In all the ways he benefits the city of Philadelphia and the Phillies Chase Utley is a steal. Great player and an awesome human being
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i cant stop laughing
u r cool
u worth10,00000000000000000000000000000000000000 stars
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahaha
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHHAHAHA STAR FOR YOU
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very good,,,,hahaha,,,,,star time,,,,,,
