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Einstein-worth a star?

Genius at Work

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister.

As one of them left, he shook the minister's hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, "Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, you must be smarter than Einstein."

Beaming with pride, the minister said, "Why, thank you, brother!"

As the week went by, the minister began to think about the man's compliment. The more he thought, the more he became baffled as to why anyone would deem him smarter than Einstein. So he decided to ask the man the following Sunday.

The next Sunday he asked the parishioner if he remembered the previous Sunday's comment about the sermon. The parishioner replied that he did.

The minister asked, "Exactly what did you mean that I must be smarter than Einstein?"

The man replied, "Well, Reverend, they say that Einstein was so smart that only ten people in the entire world could understand him. But Reverend, no one can understand you."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    nice try! But this is a common joke i have heard, Still all the best 4 ur other jokes :-)

  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Nice one and worth a star.

  • good joke! worth a star!

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehe....nice jokes....hope u can post some more...

  • 1 decade ago

    very funny .......very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Its funny............

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