Yahoo Answers is shutting down on 4 May 2021 (Eastern Time) and the Yahoo Answers website is now in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
Good news, bad news?
The soldiers had been in the field for two weeks and hadn't had
showers or been able to change their clothes.
Then one day the general came along and said, "Men, I have some
good news and some bad news. Which would you like first?"
All the men shouted, "Tell us the good news, tell us the good news."
The general smiled and said, "Men, the good news is that today we're
going to change our underwear."
All the men cheered.
Then the general said, "Now the bad news. Smith, you change with Jones.
Jackson, you change with Thomson ... "
7 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavourite answer
hahahahahahahaha!!!! nice one!
- 1 decade ago
A person was carrying three babies in the train,a lady was sitting next to him says good news !!!you have three babies!!!!!!!!
That person says no!! no!! it is bad news for me,i own a condom factory and these are customer's complaints.
