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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    Hahas!! let me tell u another..

    What Did The Snail Said While Riding The Back Of a Turtle??

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

  • Marla
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Cheers for the chuckle...

  • 1 decade ago

    A person was doing his swot analysis(strength.weakness,opprtunity,threat)

    Strength-----is my wife

    Weakness----is my neighbour's wife.

    Opportunity---is when neighbour is on tour.

    Threat-----is when I am on tour.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice one lol...

  • 1 decade ago

    HYSETERICAL LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!

    That cheered me up. Thanx!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao very good..xx..♥

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bahahahaha thanks lol that made me laugh

    *star* for yu

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    .......lol

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