2 short jokes?

Prisoner

As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"

"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?"

"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"

Palm Reader

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he

decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I

can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his

open palm and said, "I can see that you have no

girlfriend."

"That's true," said Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can

you tell all of this from my love line?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."