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alexseah71
Lv 4
alexseah71 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

"Who Wants to be a Millionaire".?

A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".

The husband asks for sex.

The wife says, "No." >

Her husband asks,

"Is that your final answer?" >

She responds, "Yes."

He says,

"Then, I'd like to call a friend."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    then the wife says

    "then i have no choice but to call the audience"

    woohoo

  • Tink22
    1 decade ago

    haha thatz funny. wonder what chris tarrant would say XD

  • jo jo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Then she reaches for the knife to do a Bobbit!

  • LaFashionista
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lmaooooooooooooooooo - hears phone ringing

  • BrooklynNY
    1 decade ago

    Good one LOL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    u bad boy!!! tell that man he is a terrible person and i hope his wife dumped that LOSA!

  • DEVIL
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL! That was actually pretty good!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol good one

  • Emily X
    1 decade ago

    haha

    x

  • Sara *Life is so unlike theory*
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    i know this one...lol...nice thx for the laugh....

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