Marriage jokes. Star if u like it?

Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Marriage is an institution in which

a man loses his Bachelor's Degree

and the woman gets her Masters!

The formula for a happy marriage

is the same as how to live in California -

If you find a fault don't dwell on it.

Marriage requires a man to prepare four types of "Rings":

The Engagement Ring

The Wedding Ring

The Suffering

And the Enduring.

Then there was a man who said,

"I never knew what real happiness was

until I got married -

And, then it was too late."

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Last winter, a man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day. He was glad for the interlude, because it taught him how much his wife loved him.

She was so thrilled to have him around, that when a delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled, "My husband's home! My husband's home!"