Hope this joke makes you smile even just a tiny weeny little bit.?

At the Women's Lib International Conference .. .

The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said: "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

(The crowd cheered).

The second speaker, from Russia, stood up and said: "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.

The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well."

(The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, an Asian lady, stood up and said: "After last year's conference, I went home and told that lazy husband of mine, Pedro, that I was through getting his slippers, cooking his meals all the time, washing his underwear and that he was going to have to do them himself."

(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).

She continued; "After the first day, I see nothing. After the second day, again I see nothing, but after the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

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