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Doom Shepherd
Lv 7
Doom Shepherd asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

How about the First Church of STFU?

I'd like to propose the creation of a new religious organization, the First Church of STFU.

Our only rule would be: You are free to believe in whatever you like, and to let that belief influence your thoughts and actions to whatever extent you feel is appropriate... but you are never, EVER, to discuss your private religio us beliefs with anyone else, unless you are asked to do so by that person.

I believe this would fit quite nicely with the philosophy expressed by Jesus in Matthew 6:6, as well as a large number of other philosophies, including atheist ones.

Since it was my idea, I'm in charge. Tithing is a mere 1%.

Who would be in with this?

Update:

There are donuts. The kind with the vanilla creme filling. I love those.

Update 2:

Hey, you give more than 1% to Uncle Sam! And I'll be much less present in your life than HE is! We have to spread the message of STFU somehow!

Update 3:

Poor Luke... not even wise enough to know when he's talking to an atheist, not a theist. I guess that's what comes from being an evangelical atheist failtroll.

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  • Dirty Haretic Callahan
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    If only...

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Only complete retards (which i guess is your target audience) would join or pay for your stupid church. I can handle myself against christians and other idiot theists without your stupid idea for a church.

    How about i just not join your church and tell all the Christians how stupid their beliefs are? I love being vocal about the stupidity of theists.

  • Brodes
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Tithing? GTFO

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh and don't forget:

    I'M the patron saint of the denial

    with an angel face and a taste for suicidal.

    Source(s): There's fire in my veins and it's pouring out... like a flood!
  • Noctis
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I like the sound of that!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm in, if there are donuts.

    Unfortunately I don't think you're serious about this :(.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm not tithing you anything, thanks.

    Source(s): WWHMJD? HE WOULD ROCK!!! Thou shalt turn thy music UP!
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