Why are kids today stupid enough to eat tide pods?

Why do we have to warn them not to?

Think of it as evolution in action.*

Yeah, that is really dumb. Some Darwin Award winners coming down the pike, for certain.

Bad parenting

Fake news! Trump told me tide pods taste like p*ssy!

But they look delicious.

It evolutions "natural selection". Eureka! Evolution is true and can no longer be called a theory. Oh, wait. That's been the case for a while!

The real question should be " why are parents of these small children stupid enough to leave them where their kids are eating them?

I think you mean , "Why are today's kids ,stupid ?"

I wonder if parents in shithole countries have to tell their idiot kids not to eat Tide laundry pods.

Conservatives/Republicans are slashing funds to education. You will notice Americans getting more dumber as the following years will past.

Liberalism.