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Who is this Scott Ryan?

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  • 1 month ago

    I love making documentaries, hosting them, and generally adventuring into the unknown. I love it so much I made the first modern series to chronicle the work of activists. It is called Manifesto.

    The son of Irish potato farmers, Scott Ryan was born in a freshly sown field during a blazing full moon in the early morning hours of the fourth of July (The year of our lord is being researched by freelance anthropologists). Homeschooled by the family’s only literate neighbor, a fireman and “clothes-free” advocate, he ran away as soon as his young legs would carry him (during the potato blight of ’89) and performed as “BB” (Bullwinkle Barishnikov), a traveling sideshow where he attracted audiences with promises of ‘free whiskey tasting’ and then abused each of their five senses with his interpretation of post-modern ballet. These controversial “dance” routines are rumored to have been seasoned liberally with moshpit pirouettes.

    Audiences soon grew angry once Scott championed prohibition in the shire (he was actually just out of whiskey and silver). But, due to his controversial dance performances and a constant stock of taters, he was trailed by hungry talent agents across the countryside. Always fiercely independent, he hand-picked his own agent, hiring Saugus McMoughin to serve as his representation in all territories. With Mr. McMoughin, Scott recorded his first album Tastes Like Yesterday which went on national radio and rose to #5 on the international electro-polka charts. Always reinventing his mad dulcimer-specked -harpsichord-freestyling, he released the heavy metal/acid jazz anthem Gnaw My Knickers to critical acclaim, but public uproar. Shortly after it hit the airwaves and the successive “uncensored” version of the “music” “video” was released, he was deported to the United States on public indecency charges. Shunned by his home country, Scott Ryan boarded the US-bound S.S. Andalusia in defeat. He now divides his time between creating epic cinematic television series for tiny interweb audiences, writing anti-Irish propaganda, and his cutting-edge tofu recycling business.

    https://scottryan.net/

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