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What kind of job would you get if you were a vampire?

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  • 1 week ago

    If I were a vampire, I assume I would have retired a hundred years ago and have private money on which to live forever.

  • 2 weeks ago

    night security since I will be stronger than an average mortal.

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    Considering I would need a job that only exists at night, and that third shift workers do see sunlight in the morning through some months of the year, I would  need to find something independent that only works at night and provides easy access for "meals" upon a population that doesn't see loss as important to society.  If I was a vampire, I would be a pimp and dine on my competitor's harems.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    Private Eye:

    Spying on people late at night.

    Don't show up on surveillance cameras or heat sensors.

  • Cash in any life insurance plans and you wouldn't need a job.

    I would be a bar tender at a night club, or some thing with overnight work. 

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    Customer service rep at a blood bank or bartender at a bar that only serves Bloody Mary's.

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    Whichever it was I would suck at it.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    2 weeks ago

    a overnight job 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    I could see future like Alice so I will be broker 

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

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    Embalmer.

    Which is funny because Id want to do it even as a human. 

    But its not a right fit. 

    You would have to stuff cotton balls up the deceaseds az and break their jaw in order to wire their jaws shut.

    Its inhumane.

    Do your loved ones a favor... immediately cremate them after death.

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